I'm a stranger here myself

Oh, did you get the ticket? because I don't think I'll go, after all

Friday comes around so quickly

Washington's birthday eve

I'll be up in a minute

The strange case of the ambitious caddy

To bargain, toboggan, to-whoo!

Kind of an ode to duty

Boop-boop-adieup, little group

Man bites dog-days

I'm terribly sorry for you, but I can't help laughing

Where there's a will, there's velleity

The strange case of the girl o' Mr. Sponsoon's dreams

Fellow creatures

Merry Christmas, nearly everybody!

Jangle bells

Up from the wheelbarrow

The lost cause

Away from it all

The sage of Darien

Pipe dreams

It's always appleblossom time, unfortunately

The politician

Absence makes the heart grow heart trouble

Out is out

Isn't that a dainty dish? No!

Oh, please don't get up!

How now, sirrah? oh, anyhow

Mr. Barcalow's breakdown

The evening out

Confessions of a born spectator

Song for Pier something or other

The introduction

Riding on a railroad train

Friend on my friend

This is going to hurt just a little bit

The dog parade

Do poets know too much?

Just keep quiet and nobody will notice!

Parsley for vice-president!

Lines to be scribbled on somebody else's thirtieth milestone

Little Miss Muffet sat on a prophet

and quite right, too!

The party next door

Hark! hark! the pari-mutuels bark!

Locust-lovers, attention!

The rebuffers

Travelers's rest

The name is too familiar

And how is my little man today?

Who understands who anyhow?

The banquet

Do sphinxes think?

Wednesday matinee

Barmaids are diviner than mermaids

So penseroso

Complaint to four angels

Let me buy this one

Essay on woman

A plea for a league of sleep

Captain John Smith

Requiem

Inter-office memorandum

Time marches on.

Curl up and diet

I have it on good authority

The middle of the month

First families, move over!

A clean conscience never relaxes

Bankers are just like anybody else, except richer

Prayer at the end of a rope

Miriam's lucky day

Woman pulls the wires

Song before breakfast

An introduction to dogs

The unselfish husband

The common cold

The song of songs

Spash!

I'll get one tomorrow

Fellow creatures

The friendly touch

Don't grin, or you'll have to bear it

Song for ditherers

It is indeed spinach

The strange case of Mr. Donnybrook's boredom

A ride on the Bronxial Local

Experience to let

Ave Atque Farley

The man with two new suits

It's snug to be smug

To a lady passing time better left unpassed

The strange case of the blackmailing dove

Nine miles to the railroad

Every day is Monday

Poor Mr. Strawbridge

Coffee with the meal

The queen is in the parlor

The eight o'clock peril

The strange case of Mr. Ballantine's Valentine

Epilogue to Mother's Day, which is to be published on any day but Mother's Day

England expects

Waiting for the birdie

This was told me in confidence

Recipe for a dictatorship

The strange case of the Tsar's superiority complex

Dear Godmother; I hope she bruises easy!

Unanswered by request

Cat naps are too good for cats

The city

Nature knows best

Summergreen for president

The strange case of the dead divorcee

Everybody eats too much anyhow

Yes and no

Columbus

A necessary dirge

One man's meed is another man's overemphasis

The strange case of the pleasing taxi-driver

Everybody makes poets

No wonder our fathers died

Allergy met a bear

Ladies' Day

Midsummer's daymare

The strange case of the irksome prude

A word on wind

A stitch too late is my fate

Spring song

Shrinking song

The drop of a hat

The strange case of Mr. Fortague's disappointment

The anatomy of happiness

Under the floor.